Oh, Carson...

The other night at dinner the conversation went something like this...

Carson:  Eww!  Mom, why is Cooper licking his penis?
Camryn:  He doesn't know better, Carson.  That's how dogs clean themselves.
Carson:  Ya, because they don't have hands to scratch it and move it around if they need to.  I can't lick mine.  See? (As he tries to stretch his neck)
Camryn (under her breath):  It's a good thing you can't, Carson. 

Never a dull moment with that child!